WTF LOL of the day

How many times have I fantasized about doing what this heroic gentleman/psychopath does in this video.

One thing that I've learned to accept about this life is that Police love fucking with me. It's almost unrealistic how many times I've been pulled over for bullshit reasons. And no matter how often it happens there's always a certain amount of anxiety when those smarmy crown vic headlights pull up on you, like predators in the night. Driving home from work every night It's the same uneasy ritual of getting followed like I'm a fucking specimen, then having them tool past me like they have some place urgent to go. Bitch, its 3AM in New Hampshire you know there's no place to go. You're just being a dick. And we both know it.

Well these same exact shenanigans were played on one upstanding citizen who decided to say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. And this video, hilariously, is what ensued.

I must say though, I found the ending to be anti-climatic to the point of being downright bizarre. I mean, you can just play daring games of cat and mouse with police-cruisers down random country roads like red-neck initial d and just get an awkwardly half-hearted talking-to as punishment? Somehow I don't think it would exactly work like that for me. But if it did, I would do it all the time.

Well.

I figured It's high time I move on to this Blogging thing. It seems like the logical progression for me.

Its a new era for the bmash empire. Livejournal is dead to me and writing shit in Twitter can be a logistical nightmare for people with abstract thought-process tendencies and ADD.

So I decided to make this little slice of the internet my own. Bmash Blog.

Bmash. What a fortunate pseudonym. So short and simple yet typing it in google brings up nothing but nonsense. I wish I had went with this sooner instead of the dreadfully played out phantom variations. I guess having such an awkwardly unique last name has its advantages?

On the plus side though, the possibilities for alliterations and clever word mix-ups are infinite. Call them Mashups. I do.


I'm just going to fill this blog with shit I like, plus rambling. Maybe link new music of mine once in a while. Definitely links to other peoples music.

Good day.